KEITH HAIR DAY

OHHEYBUDDY

2011-10-30T13:04:00.000-07:00

My Hair is slowly reentering the atmosphere. Had to take a break for a while. My Hair hates getting cut. Anyway, been doing some thinking. Working on some songs. Considering the power of magnets.

DOOMZDAY

2011-07-12T11:03:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow I get my hair cut. My hair is very sad right now.

OK I'M BACK HERE

2011-07-05T15:51:00.001-07:00

Ok, I'm back here now. Sorry it's been so long. My hair and I get busy from time to time. We've taken part in a great deal of new music making and BBQs. My hair and I live in a place called Michigan. Summer is a great time to go to the northern parts of Michigan. We've had a tough time finding the right strings for our bass. There are plants that prefer the light from the moon. What does all this mean? It's clear that real estate is inching its way up. It's clear guilty murders get acquitted. Many of these Hot Button Topics confuse my hair. They don't confuse me because I've given up. Time to water the flowers.

NEW HOME

2011-02-16T12:48:00.000-08:00

this is my new home

30YEARPARTY

2010-12-23T11:56:00.000-08:00

Hair did it again. 30 year mortgage interest rates went down again!

ANOTHER SUPER IMPORTANT DAY

2010-11-02T08:24:00.000-07:00

Don't let my hair's indifference fool you. Coffee inventories have stabilized. Freelance opportunities have disappeared. Non-Farm payrolls have emancipated. Yanni is in the studio. I chose to let the market dictate my happiness. I choose to allow cosmic gravitational pull speak its tongues to me. Chances are you sold out the day you were born. Until we can travel through time, we all made ourselves available for purchase. We don't choose our path. Our hair chooses us.

10105.09

2010-08-24T08:10:00.000-07:00

In an effort to impact the tides of financial weather patterns, my hair has worked overtime. My hair has sampled sounds from Greece for the sake of balance. When coffee grows on mountains and hair jel flows from volcanoes, it may appear dreams become ash. Objects that should burn are instead frozen in time, left for future generations to find and interpret.

IT'S NEVER ENOUGH

2010-07-10T07:51:00.000-07:00

A few months ago, when I got my hair cut, the stock market bombed. Now as my hair grows, the markets grow. My hair and I believe we must understand the parallels that exist in the universe. Once external forces are harnessed and interpreted for use in playing stock markets, we can all have good hair.

DOW JONES GIVING ME HEADACHE

2010-05-22T07:56:00.000-07:00

When my hair and I worked in the video world, we had some good times. We also had some bad times. We didn't like the long days. When my hair and I would have to be at a shoot for many hours, we didn't like that. There was no facebook, myspace or friendster. The internet was just a place to look for jobs and send emails. We're watching Michigan Outdoors at this very moment. We are about to make some pasta. Through the social internetwork, we can tell other people about what we are doing. And what we've done. We used to spend our time trying to somehow get ahead in the world, in hopes that our futures wouldn't be filled with boredom. Now, that energy and time is invested in reading other people's status updates on facebook. When we are sick of that we head over to twitter.

BRINGBACKTHEFRANC

2010-05-05T07:42:00.000-07:00

Hair interpretation can be tough. With each passing day, I notice some relevant tendencies. The right side of my head is expressing itself in an outward fashion. As the Euro moves closer to the edge of the cliff, I can't help but think I may have to shift my investments to the other side of my head.

STLBLOWS

2010-04-28T19:37:00.000-07:00

So Greece has no money. Goldman Sachs are really cool dudes. And local opener is blowing my mind. I remember in my previous career wanting to be an artist. I remember having the will to create beaten out of me each day. My hair has gone to a better place.

WE BROKE 11K!

2010-04-12T08:39:00.001-07:00

Market broke 11k. I'd like to take credit. My hair has moved out. My hair is going back to school. It was a tough decision. But these are the realities of life on earth. Constant changes in technology require higher education. Distant learning if you will. Once my hair gets back we hope to get mixed up in The Hague.

YOUR BAND IS SO IMPORTANT

2010-04-05T07:33:00.000-07:00

Look what local opener did to my hair!

MYHEARTISINEASTERNTIMEZONE

2010-04-01T09:32:00.000-07:00

Not that long ago, my hair and I dreamed we had a child. The kid was 7 years old. It was so strange concerning ourselves with the young man's well being. It's all we worried about. What a nightmare. It was like our priorities took a backseat to his needs! Anyway, we are in a hotel lobby in Des Moines. They have coffee and sunlight. Both are free. I've got my hands on my head cause I'm going over there. At this very moment, the stock market is 75 points away from 11k. My next purchase will be some hair product. That should get us over the hump.

HAYHOOOAIGHT

2010-03-31T17:49:00.000-07:00

My hair is so over Central Time Zone. Because my hair is growing so long, we feel responsible once again for the stock market's move towards 11k. To celebrate, we are going on facebook to talk about our feelings. 4 years ago, I worked a boring job I didn't like. My hair really hated it. Now, we travel all over together. We love our job. Basically, I feel like a vehicle for my hair to see new places. Hopefully my hair will return the favor someday.

DON'TKNOW

2010-02-24T12:21:00.000-08:00

Come on markets. Let's get to 10,500.

IMISSTHESUN

2010-02-05T06:36:00.000-08:00

As my hair realizes its destiny, I too have reached conclusions. The moment of time in which we are all alive is one portion of a large pie graph. If an individual stares at one small portion of the pie graph, they may be taking part in a feedback loop. If your retirement fund isn't doing so well, maybe it's time to make some changes. Maybe it's time to start over. Maybe it's time for horse therapy. When I'm having a bad hair day, sometimes the best thing to do is not look in the mirror.

PENDINGHAIRSALES

2010-02-02T07:40:00.000-08:00

My hair is responding to the markets! Wow! Our goal is 11k.

STILLGOTAHAUS

2009-12-27T21:56:00.000-08:00

My hair is very excited about the variable interest rate for 2010.

COFFEETOUR

2009-10-24T17:59:00.000-07:00

Hair just keeps growing. Not a lot of good hair days lately. There is talk of a curling iron!

NOMASPORFAVOR

2009-10-16T16:53:00.000-07:00

My hair does not like New York. But I like their pizza.

$€£¥

2009-10-13T05:49:00.000-07:00

Coffee inventories are down. My hair tells me alternative energies could drive futures up. The futures market is depleting the past. We believe investing in diverse currencies could offset rotting fruit inventories. Messages have been sent to the lavatory for hair product inventory analysis. We are hopeful any and all hair product inventory information will a drive market recovery.

2009-10-13T05:39:00.000-07:00

My hair and I just awakened from a beautiful dream. We were swimming in a pool. The sun was out. The smell of coffee was in the air. We were the beneficiaries of prosperity. We worried not of the future or the past. Numbers and names appeared to us. These numbers guided our prosperity. The names were coordinates taking us on a journey independent of responsibility. We didn't use our eyes.

PAINTING

2009-09-27T15:19:00.000-07:00

My hair and I are painting today. We've decide to invite facial hair to the party.

ANOTHERWASTEDDAYONFACEBOOK

2009-09-04T10:03:00.000-07:00

I'm not talkin' about health care. I'm not talkin' about home appraisals. I'm not talkin' about the weather. My hair is getting long again. This so exciting. I just might throw a party!

TORTURED ARTISAN

2009-08-28T06:22:00.000-07:00

I'm back! My hair is happy to report the good times are here again.

SALLYFEILDZ

2009-07-14T18:09:00.000-07:00

IRA statement came in the mail. It went up. Hair statement arrived. It grew. When my hair grows, songs get mastered, investments improve and twitter starts to make sense.

RVTOTHEMOON

2009-06-26T05:02:00.000-07:00

One of my best hair days on record. This does not change the fact that a daze has set in. A powerful daze. And inside this daze I think of the space that is my place in the universe. 50% of my being came to fruition this day in the late 1940s. My realization of existing in a vacuum of tubes and hair gel generates activity. Pointless activity. Leading me is a mental picture of independence. For a long time I thought it made sense. Then i realized the importance of appearance. So today I will dance with hope and hairspray. I will drive with gas and dermis.

YAH

2009-06-10T05:49:00.001-07:00

It's coming back!

HAIR COMING BACK

2009-06-03T05:29:00.000-07:00

It's been a while. It's just that my hair is at that crucial length. It's much like a 12 year old en route to junior high. As my hair grows, my musical endeavors find completion. Much the way I let my hair dictate my decisions, my music guides me. Sometimes I wonder if my hair still has the energy to impact the world economy. If it does, it's taken a vacation. The other factor guiding me is coffee. Coffee inventories are at an all time high. Coffee brings my hair happiness. Coffee makes me complete.

MAGIC

2009-04-18T19:17:00.000-07:00

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then there was something. At the moment there was something, there was a beginning. Time pasted. Air met water. Mountain met desert. Time pasted. Now my hair and I are in Alabama. We have spent a great deal of time visualizing this moment.

TEAPARTYEXPLOSION

2009-04-14T19:12:00.000-07:00

Hair excited. Hair ready. Hair growing.

OHMYHA

2009-04-10T17:18:00.000-07:00

This is what happens on tour.

2009-03-27T10:15:00.000-07:00

My hair and I are caught in an East German nightmare. They clearly didn't get the memo that the wall fell. Soon I will be back in America. My hair hates long flights.

HOTEL125

2009-03-10T21:37:00.000-07:00

Thanks to a potential market recovery on the horizon, my hair and I feel we should make a post. We woke up at an odd time. 3:30 am, local time. We are in Bristol England. Still on Earth. Generally when we wake up at this time, we have a song we need to work on. We have our video camera. We will be posting video soon. We mention this often. With each day, hair grows. We might be having a bad hair day. In our case, a bad hair week. It is our faith in growth that leads us to better days. Better hair days lead to better financial markets. Better financial markets lead to better careers for hair stylist professionals. Better hair stylist professionals allow musicians to look more important to their observers. And so on.

TOOCOLD

2009-02-04T13:00:00.000-08:00

Times are tough. But there is hope. Today, was a good hair day. And I used no gel or hairspray. As my hair embodies the spirit of hair product, let there be hope that the economy, politics, art and automobile towns stand again as though they have a 5th grade spike. Or maybe some frosted tips.

09TIME

2009-01-26T12:45:00.000-08:00

Been a while. Hair has been through some changes. I have to get back to writing songs. Soon, I will have videos on here.

SNOWED IN

2008-12-19T10:57:00.000-08:00

Hair loves snow!

BYEBYEPOUNDSHELLODOLLARS

2008-12-17T05:34:00.000-08:00

My hair is finally home! And to celebrate, we are gonna stay in bed for 3 days. It's taken a year of erratic hair policies, but it appears mortgage rates have came down. We have a great deal of recording to do in the next 2 months. We have videos to make. It is our hope that the hair cut virus will be defeated.

TACKYLITTLETOWN

2008-12-10T02:50:00.000-08:00

My hair has nothing to say today.

FLYINGSUCKS

2008-12-04T11:03:00.000-08:00

Spain is doing wonders for my hair. We love the cafe con leche. We've finally accepted the possibility that world events may not always follow hair trends.

HAIRPLANE

2008-12-02T08:10:00.000-08:00

Later today, we go to Spain. My hair is not ready to leave the house. I hope to have a good hair day or 2. In Spain. I sure do miss the perm.

RUDYDUDY

2008-11-22T13:34:00.000-08:00

We are in New York. It's been a bad hair week. Bad hair brings me down. My hair is an extension of something profound. Maybe some new songs will come outta this. Maybe a good hair day will bring better weather. Monday my hair was in South Carolina. Yesterday Boston. A positive could be on the way. It appears each poor hair day brings lower oil prices. If this trend is confirmed, I hope the profit margin will allow the purchase of a video camera.

552.59

2008-11-13T17:59:00.000-08:00

Oh how interesting, the market ended way up today...... My hair is back to solving problems. Once it's ready, I will harness it's powers into a ponytail.

DALLASS

2008-11-12T16:03:00.000-08:00

Hair in Texas. Hair misses California. Well, there is an obvious connection between the frequency of hair blog posts and the decline of the stock market. I will do my part to increase posts.

GETMEOUTTAHERE

2008-10-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

Hair in South Dakota. Hair mad.

gjfhlskdfgjhiuhf

2008-10-02T06:45:00.000-07:00

Seasons change. Fall then winter. Math all consuming.

BYESUMMER

2008-09-26T07:22:00.000-07:00

It won't be long and my hair and the rest of me will be going away. We are trying to spend as much time as possible with the internet before leaving. We still plan to have videos on here. Growth is slow. Progress is slower. And time flies.

-449.36

2008-09-17T16:32:00.000-07:00

Sure is a good time to be broke.

UNITEDDONEFORNOITSNOT

2008-09-08T21:01:00.000-07:00

Fannie and Freddie get bailed out. Palin hides from evil media. Russia bans cartoons. All the while I sit back. I hideout. Waiting. Growing hair. Collecting coffee inventories. Reading celebrity magazines. Boarding my windows. Avoiding Gossip Girl.

1ST EVER GUEST

2008-09-05T19:24:00.001-07:00

Chadhairday.
Hair not so good. Tells me to go to bed earlier instead of watching republicans. It says Palin didn't sell her plane on ebay. Hair says to not pay attention to politics on television. Hair says It is misleading. Hair says ratings don't matter. Hair says to just go vote, and try to not be pessimistic. Even though 100,000 people have died since going to war. Oh wait, since only Americans count in the body count... it is only close to 5000. Hair is mad at politics.

NEVERSTOPFIGHTINGFORYOURHAIR

2008-09-04T08:20:00.000-07:00

Hair not sure if today is a good day to get outta bed. But the plants need water.

I KNOW, HAIR COMING BACK

2008-08-12T05:57:00.000-07:00

Gas prices declining. Dollar rising. Russian troops leaving Georgia. Go ahead, thank my hair.

MARKET CHAOS

2008-08-10T12:21:00.000-07:00

Much like the sitcoms of the 1980s, I have been staring at my hair with no real reason. The same goes for the Dow Jones Industrial. I stare at it. I have no reason. This week holds more uncertainty. I've noticed that many economists specialize in alerting us to the obvious. I decided long ago that my hair is my financial adviser. And hair tells me not to buy just yet. In fact, my hair has been trying to tell me to not spend any money. I have analyzed my hair as a chart. Each hair representing lines on a chart. I have developed formulas. I not only use these formulas to invest money I don't have in the stock market, I also use it to find the best slot machines at casinos. And tonight, I plan to use it to write a song.

KJFHGKJDSHG

2008-07-30T09:37:00.000-07:00

No more excuses. My hair needs help. There are a lot of things wrong in the world. And with my tacky haircut, things are only getting worse! We are thinking of solutions today.

HAIRYAH

2008-07-18T09:49:00.000-07:00

There is a strong possibility hair goes outside today. If we go outside, our main objective will be to water the flowers. Also, while watering plants, hair may be inspired to record 14 more guitar tracks. I'm standing by for clear direction.

THINGS

2008-07-03T12:30:00.000-07:00

Hair is not happy at the moment. Water entered house. Coffee running low. Cat sleeps. No more cookies.

HAIR REPORT

2008-06-10T09:38:00.000-07:00

Hair informed me coffee futures are lower. Depeche Mode supplies are way up. Oil and energy will find new and exciting ways to maintain record demand. Real Estate will continue to mystify investors. Hair cut pending.

FEDCHAIRSPEAKSATHARVARDWAYTOGOHARVARD

2008-06-03T16:48:00.000-07:00

Hair is very important. With no hair, there is no gravity. There is no electricity. There are no highways. Hair believed in the SUV. Hair failed in it's attempts to limit dependence on oil by creating corn-based ethanol. Hair failed when it drove small farms out of business. Hair is driven by vanity. Hopefully hair can bring some video content to life for this hair blog.

FREEMARKETPROGRAM

2008-06-02T17:59:00.000-07:00

Today my hair and I worked hard. We realized some important things during the hard work. As a team, we can achieve high levels of efficiency. And teamwork is what it's all about. Everyone in this world is not interested in maximum efficiency. Challenges arise in the pursuit of dreams. The pursuit of efficient dreams. Where efficient bunny rabbits hop from task to task. Following a pre-programmed destiny their DNA dictates. Bunnies are so cute. What is better than seeking maximum efficiency while looking like a bunny? Nothing.

121.55

2008-05-15T10:56:00.000-07:00

As my hair and I record sounds, we are forced to look deep inside ourselves. There are realizations that take place in our studio. See with fuel prices where they are, leaving the house is not an option. So instead of consuming, we are producing. And the same goes for the rest of the world, I mean America. And the CW for that matter.

YUGO MILEY

2008-04-28T20:36:00.000-07:00

My hair has a great deal in common with a certain celebrity. She is the daughter of B.R. Cyrus. She is a role model to 67 billion little girls and 15 billion middle-aged men. Her name is Miley. Like Miley, my hair is scrutinized under a microscope. Seeing this backlash from one little photo saddens me. I mean it saddens my hair. Little girls, she can still be your role model. The only thing different now, is you know what the side of her back looks like. And this Annie Leibovitz, does not need to open her defense with "I'm sorry............." No one needs to be sorry. My hair knows your pain Miley. Things will turn around. The media and your core fan-base will come around. They are very understanding.

118.75

2008-04-28T12:42:00.000-07:00

I'm low on shampoo for my hair. I think the price of oil just went up.

733MHZ

2008-04-24T06:31:00.000-07:00

Hair and I made a studio. To make music. This takes our mind off politics, financial markets and looming car problems.

HAIR REPEATS ITSELF

2008-04-14T19:45:00.000-07:00

I'm going to grow my hair long. Because I want to help people. There was a time when my hair was long. I tried to help the ailing world economy by getting a perm. It didn't work. I learned from my mistakes. I had to cut my hair. My hair is coping well with the things it can't control. It has taken many years to get to a point where my hair accepts it is not in control. I thought, that by letting my hair direct the TV show that is life, positive results would blossom. My hair was unable to stop the credit crunch and the housing slump. The world economy cruise ship has leaks because of great factors too numerous to list. Because my hair refused to acknowledge the impact of historical events on the present and future, the perm was a moot point in the greater realities here on Earth. What does all of this mean moving forward? It means I am going to grow my hair long.

GOAWAYOIL

2008-04-14T19:29:00.000-07:00

Hair disappointed in some things. Hair mad at: most architects, chief executive officers, and erratic goalies. Hair declined product in effort to write hit song.

NEED SUN

2008-04-01T07:32:00.000-07:00

Hair moves forward. Moving forward is not always good. Sometimes it is. Hair writes songs. Hair follows leads. One minute hair is confident. The next moment, hair is not confident. Hair paints.

MORETHANDATA

2008-03-07T06:01:00.000-08:00

My hair is growing. Maybe not how I want, but growth and productivity none the less. As my hair and I meet today, we will discuss how the root of our planet's financial instability lies in the US real estate crisis. It can fix itself. It is a matter of the total annihilation that will take place en route to the personal make-over. I once thought that my damaged hair would just grow out, and repair itself. That didn't happen, I just had more damaged hair. Eventually, I had to seek outside help to manage my deep-rooted hair crisis. Like my hair, the mortgage and real estate markets need an intervention and a make-over.

BACKONCOUCH

2008-03-04T14:38:00.000-08:00

Head hurts. Hair hurts. Italy loves hair. Cat mad at me. Snow coming. Happy March.

BRISTOL

2008-02-25T07:47:00.000-08:00

My hair and I just had an English breakfast. It was so exciting. We're in England. We've played some songs. We've wrote some songs. When we travel, it's tough to write on our blog. I was having a bad hair year. But things have improved.

0

2008-02-11T05:48:00.000-08:00

Hair cold. Hair was wet, went outside, froze. Productivity follows temperatures. I think.

DOING MY PART

2008-02-06T17:45:00.000-08:00

In an effort to boost stock futures, I washed my hair. In keeping with my commitment to economic stability on a world scale, I shaved. These measures should improve life on Earth for all people.

EURUHTOHH

2008-02-06T11:25:00.000-08:00

My hair just sent me a text message. I'll make it public now, so the information isn't used against me in court. The euro has come to New York. Soon, the pound. Part of this is due to the fact I haven't washed my hair all week. There could be other reasons, less scientific, boring stuff. We are watching this matter closely and stand ready to act.

RECORDING

2008-01-28T03:20:00.000-08:00

Hair sees good day ahead. Coffee futures way up. Temperatures way up. Miss America fuels possible market turnaround.

SORRY WORLD

2008-01-24T19:27:00.000-08:00

2007 was a banner year for my hair. And for the stock market. 2008 so far has not been so good. For either. See, right before 2008 began is when my hair was cut. And the world financial markets haven't done so well since the cut. And all the current economic stimulus packages are nothing more than hair-gel in an otherwise doomed hair year.

12,501.11

2008-01-15T14:37:00.000-08:00

What is happening right now, is that my hair and myself are cooking some noodles. The noodles are shaped like bunnies. We realize that when a nation is on the brink of a recession, going out to eat is not a good option. My hair does not like this. And we talked for a while about why it's important not to spend frivolously. But trying to tell my hair that is a lost cause. One of many lost causes. My hair started to stand on its own when the last recession took hold. It looks like today is no different. I better check the bunnies.

NASDUH

2008-01-10T06:35:00.000-08:00

Hair confused. One minute, things are good. The next, things are bad. Then, when things stabilize, hair is told things are still bad. Then hair gets confused as to whether being stabilized is good. If stabilized is good, then what is good? Also, coffee inventories are weakening. But they are not weak. Often, my hair and I forget what day of the week we are experiencing. And I believe some insects have alien spy cameras for eyes.

TITLE

2008-01-04T10:39:00.000-08:00

My hair is not surprised by jobless data. Why are economists? I hear it will be a warm weekend. That's cool. I'm not taking the tree down.

OH ATE

2008-01-02T07:39:00.000-08:00

Year is new. Times have changed. Snow has fallen. Hair has fallen.

BYE07

2007-12-30T07:17:00.000-08:00

The end of the year is almost here. The international markets were volatile and illogical. Real estate and mortgages found new lows. Like market trends, my hair experienced a great deal. Together, we have learned about patience. We have moved forward (even when we didn't want to). We have looked into mirrors and dealt with consequences. We have jumped in cold water and swam. We rode in a boat. People look to experts for answers. All that happens is an eventual realization that no one has good advice and random chance dictates all events. Have faith in knowing that the peaks and valleys my hair creates, holds keys to trends far beyond reasonable thought. Don't be scared. Let barely relevant concepts come together inside your hair. Let it be your guide in 2008.

FORTKHD

2007-12-22T05:08:00.000-08:00

My hair and I have created a fort. We are hiding in it right now.

NOHEADGEFUN

2007-12-19T02:38:00.000-08:00

The mortgage mess is an inconvenience to my hair. In fact the whole world economy is doing a number on my hair. It's time to regroup, and evaluate a strategy to protect the client on my head.

YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT

2007-12-18T04:42:00.000-08:00

Not leaving couch. Market bad. Hair text me. Says hair mad. Perm much like fed interest cuts. Not long-term solution.

BACK IN CONDO

2007-12-14T12:15:00.000-08:00

25 not 50 base points. Oh no. Like temperatures, interest rates will keep coming down. Also, at KHD, we have info that leads us to believe there are big changes looming in hair markets. As energy prices affect inflation, expect hair products and style-needs to feel the impact.

ALMOST HOME

2007-12-09T13:31:00.000-08:00

Inside the rest area of life, there is a network. A human network. Secrets of past civilizations are passed on. Realizations are made. Inside every corporate team lead, there are codes. Traditional folklore is passed down via cascaded email lists. Patterns everywhere guide evolution. Everyday, trillions of strands of hair float from billions of heads back to the network. Very few individuals seek an understanding of their dest-hair-iny. I'm guided by hair. So I understand.

NOMASTEXASS

2007-11-30T15:06:00.000-08:00

The number of states my hair hates increases with each passing day.

GIVETHANKS

2007-11-29T14:24:00.000-08:00

I was chatting with my hair today. We spoke about the world economy and our resulting frustrations. We have these talks regularly. And it got me thinking. I was thinking about how lucky my hair and I are to have the relationship we have. Have you spoke with your hair lately? Also, while eating today, my hair kept falling in my face. Trying to get my attention. Like a small child. And that made me realize my responsibility. At times, I think maybe I need to tell it what to do, or at least steer it in a reasonable direction. But history tells me it will only rebel 10-fold.

BYEFLHLONO

2007-11-25T21:41:00.001-08:00

My hair tells me markets are like gators. And you need gator-glasses to see the gators rise from their swamps. My gator-glasses tell me it is no time to sell. Patience. And sometimes we have to let the overgrowth burn off before starting over. Also, coffee reserves are at an all time high.

THINGS WE'VE DETERMINED

2007-11-24T15:03:00.000-08:00

Life is like a wave. We are all surfers on this wave. My hair and I don't go out too far into the ocean. But others, and their hair, go further. The relationship between the height of the waves directly corresponds to all relative frequencies inside the universe. For these reasons, know what kind of risks you and your hair take. And remember who's controlling your surfboard of life.

SWAMPHAIR

2007-11-23T12:12:00.000-08:00

Thanks to an Italian map-maker, hair is happy to be dreadlock-free. Hair not happy about being charged for coffee refills at TGI Fridays.

SAVANJAH

2007-11-20T13:41:00.000-08:00

There are days where my hair and I wonder where we are. And what day it is. Today is one of those days. In fact, I'm searching for a light to guide me. That dreadlock is growing on the back of my head again.

INVENTORY RESTORED

2007-11-18T14:46:00.000-08:00

COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PNSPWR

2007-11-15T18:29:00.000-08:00

Williamsburg is so funky. People are so aware of their surroundings. And their attention to detail, wow. My hair is mad. My hair wants to see more efficient use of resources. My hair wants to feel welcome. My hair struggles with it's identity from time to time. This may come a surprise to you. But my hair is hair, just like all hair. And my hair has feelings. And it takes an environment of hyper-aware, overly sensitive people to bring this out. In fact, my hair was having a super day till we arrived in NY. And being the center of the financial universe, we will embark on our journey of research to better understand the magical workings of the stock market.

MPHISCBNTPB

2007-11-13T07:19:00.000-08:00

Once again, my hair and I find ourselves in Pennsylvania. It got scary here a few times ago. My hair loves mountain people's hair, but not so much their pet bats. Soon it will be the one month anniversary for the perm. My hair tells me to move eastward. We can only hope we don't end up at that hotel again where they shot The Shining.

AHCHUPALLA

2007-11-09T15:22:00.001-08:00

Ohio is the best. My hair and I love this place. So classy. The financial markets of our planet are outta control. OJ is back. Musharraf is outta his mind. My hair is on a mission to stabilize. Our search for food is about to begin.

IMPORTANT

2007-11-06T07:22:00.000-08:00

As my hair's top executive assistant, I must make a statement. It is my hair, not me, that is responsible for Google's overall success. It is my hair, not me, that is responsible for the Detroit Lions excellent record this season. Finally, my hair transcends the present, and was the inspiration for Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci's conceptual design of the calculator.

A MESSAGE FROM MY HAIR

2007-11-04T01:49:00.000-07:00

As your hair, you need to know it ain't always easy. See......there is so much to I.........well..........it's just I'm in a dark place right now. I know I try to boss you around and act tough. I know we fight sometimes. And it's good for hair and people to fight. I'm saying this through the internet because.......the internet is so safe and.......it's just that in person, face to face......you wouldn't understand. There is so much pressure on hair. I'm sorry if I take it out on the world. When I come out of my dark place lets have coffee and make that somewhat abstract video montage we've been talking about!
Sincerely,
Your Hair

BACKENESTADOSEUNEEDOSE

2007-11-02T11:01:00.000-07:00

Today, hair represents the sentiment of the market, too much travel and world politics in general. My hair sends me messages. The overview of the most recent message will be outlined in my next post. Or not.

ELTRANSFORMERESELFUCKY

2007-10-29T11:56:00.000-07:00

Hair feeling strong today. Electrical conversions cause challenges. Hair up for challenges. International market potential, long-term, is strong. Hair sees prosperous profits. Coffee futures appear questionable. Hair product supplies at micro-levels diminishing with increasing demand. Hard drive space at a continental level appears in line with indexes. All of this means low to high stabilization in everyday life for citizens of various countries. Hair markets continues their grow.

TIME FOR SOUND CHECK

2007-10-26T07:00:00.001-07:00

Every moment in Spain empowers my hair. Back in USA, the markets are everywhere. My hair wants you all to know things are gonna be just fine. Also, if you too are thinking about getting a perm, you won't regret.