OHHEYBUDDY

My Hair is slowly reentering the atmosphere. Had to take a break for a while. My Hair hates getting cut. Anyway, been doing some thinking. Working on some songs. Considering the power of magnets.

DOOMZDAY

Tomorrow I get my hair cut. My hair is very sad right now.

OK I'M BACK HERE

Ok, I'm back here now. Sorry it's been so long. My hair and I get busy from time to time. We've taken part in a great deal of new music making and BBQs. My hair and I live in a place called Michigan. Summer is a great time to go to the northern parts of Michigan. We've had a tough time finding the right strings for our bass. There are plants that prefer the light from the moon. What does all this mean? It's clear that real estate is inching its way up. It's clear guilty murders get acquitted. Many of these Hot Button Topics confuse my hair. They don't confuse me because I've given up. Time to water the flowers.

NEW HOME

this is my new home

30YEARPARTY

Hair did it again. 30 year mortgage interest rates went down again!

ANOTHER SUPER IMPORTANT DAY

Don't let my hair's indifference fool you. Coffee inventories have stabilized. Freelance opportunities have disappeared. Non-Farm payrolls have emancipated. Yanni is in the studio. I chose to let the market dictate my happiness. I choose to allow cosmic gravitational pull speak its tongues to me. Chances are you sold out the day you were born. Until we can travel through time, we all made ourselves available for purchase. We don't choose our path. Our hair chooses us.

10105.09

In an effort to impact the tides of financial weather patterns, my hair has worked overtime. My hair has sampled sounds from Greece for the sake of balance. When coffee grows on mountains and hair jel flows from volcanoes, it may appear dreams become ash. Objects that should burn are instead frozen in time, left for future generations to find and interpret.